You Might Be a Socialist IF …

IF … you support your local fire department.

Here’s my thinking: your tax money, which by law you must pay, goes to a government bureaucratic agency, the USFA regulatory agency … from there it is distributed throughout the society to local fire departments. You do not get to choose what fire department comes to your rescue.

And think about how I feel: my house is fireproof, even the clothes in my closet … I spent $10m for my 500ft2 house and I don’t think that I should have to cover your wooden houses.

Plus, wouldn’t firemen get paid more if we privatized the fire rescue industry? Of course there would be no fire departments in poor regions ( but in wealthy regions the firemen would actually bring you a magazine to read while they put out your fire, and they offer money back guarantees ).

So Republicans, next time the fire department comes to rescue you, stand strong and do not accept their help. Tell them that you are independent.



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